May 2013
thenaebyrd777:
inhalers:
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
“If you want your life to be a magnificent story, then begin by realizing that...”
– Houlahan (via her0inchic)
April 2013
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
“Please be a traveler, not a tourist. Try new things, meet new people, and look...”
– (via her0inchic)
March 2013
“I knew it wasn’t too important, but it made me sad anyway.”
– J.D. Salinger. (via druggsnothugs)
fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
February 2013
rabioheab:
Best Names For Any Baby
Farquaad
realitybl0ws:
1. grow up and have children 2. hide babies all around the house 3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet
January 2013
“You cannot use someone else’s fire. You can only use your own. And in order to...”
– Audre Lorde (via adrowningwoman) 